We Are Made Of Starstuff.

surprisebitch:

in French, another way to say “you’re my life” is “suce ma bite” :)

(Source: surprisebitch, via d0nn0)

tablespoons:

“teenagers skip breakfast because they think it will help them lose weight” ACTUALLY NO THATS BULLSHIT TEENAGERS SKIP BREAKFAST SO THEY CAN MAKE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME WITHOUT WAKING UP AT 4 IN THE MORNING

(Source: jesuschristvevo, via mudokun)

thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share
pheromonekvlt:

tyrushighdef:

We know what happened

Some kind of 4 armed insect lady was hit by a car rest in peace god bless

xzdp:

fackinggcody:

  • send her good morning texts
  • grab the booty next
  • feed her pizza before sex

Words to live by.

(via -hard-and-wet)

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